Why Love

Got a gift 4 u,
No cost,
No batteriez required,
Tax free, performz silently,
extremely personal,
Fully returnable,
Itz a hug from ME 2 U..
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If u want one 2 do the dishez,
And, 2 mow the lawn,
You can search for the person,
When I am gone.
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Handsum
Cute
Luving
Smart
Spirited
Intelligent
Well, enough of me. What about U?
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Luv is the fart
Of every hart.
4 when held in,
Doth pain thy host.
But when let out,
Pains others most.
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If u're cute, u can call me baby,
If u're nice, u can call me sweetie,
But if u're hot, u can call me 2nite....