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How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTA Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.

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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match

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Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..

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How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTA Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.

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Why does Sardarji cleans the wall with an EAR BUD?Guess...! sochooo.......KYUNKI.....diwaron ke bhi kaan hote hai....

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Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai? Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise? Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!

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In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step

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Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & the famous "sastria Kaal"

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SantaBanta: What is a Sindhi called who falls from : 1st floor - Thadani. 17th floor - Kriplani. 30th floor - Marjani.

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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match

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SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them? SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!

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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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Sardar 1: mene apne bete ka naam america rakha hai.Sardar 2: kyu?Sardar 1: me duniya ko batana chahta hu ki me america ka baap hu...|

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Sardar watching TV with Wife Wife "If Edison wouldn't had invented Power, Wht would U have done?"Sardar"I would have watch TV with candle

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A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige.He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua?Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?Srdar:3month.wife:or meri shadi ko.Srdar:3mnthwife:or bacha kitne month k baad.Srdar:3 mnth.Wife:total kitne hue.

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1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.

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A sardarji went 2 a STD PCO ISD shop n slapped the operator twice ....guess why? cuz der it was witten...'number dial karne se pehele do lagae'..!

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3pupil were going on motorcycle,policeman give hand to stop.Santa shouted-oye pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tuje kaha baithe ga.

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A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji.. Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal marloo..! Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay, fir mein teri asal maarta hu…

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Santa : People consider me as "God"Banta : How do you know??Santa : When I went to the park today,everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.

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Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao. Frnd-Phir? Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.

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Fakir to SANTA ke Padosi ne Pet bhar Ke khana khilaya he, Aap bhi Kuch khilao.SANTA Ye Lo HAJMOLA…

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SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

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Sardar after throwing his mobile in water 'Aa aa upar aa?' Frnd: Arre,pani me mobile feka to wo upar kaise aaega?Sardar:Oye, kyun nahi aaega....Dolphin hai jump bhi marega!!

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A studnt atachd Rs.100 Note 2 his test paper & wrote Re.1 for 1 mark, Sardar was paper checker; He sent him Rs.66 back & wrote-U got 34 mark

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A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.Ring master- Can anyone do it? SANTA:-main aata hun par pehle sher ko to hatao.

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SANTA witnessed an accident & rushed to assist the driver of a car who's seriously injured. Pulling him out of the wreakage, the driver said with breathing difficulty, "Please..call me..ambulance".SANTA replied "Ok, ok Ambulance . . . !

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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it"s loss or profit? SANTA Profit in rupees & loss in paise

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SANTA sukhe khet mein boat chala raha tha BANTA-aise SARDARO ne hi SARDARO ka naam kharab kiya hai,agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use bahut marta

Tairna Hai To Smandar Mein Tairo Nadi Naalo Mein Kya Rakha Hai?
Pyar Karna Hai To Watan Se Karo In Bewafa Ladko Mein Kya Rakha Hai
JAI HIND Happy Republic Day

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Long Should One Sleep On A National Holiday?
Isn’t These Many Years Enough?
We Don’t Look Forward To 26th Jan As Republic Day.
But Only As Day, We Could Sleep Till Late.
Get Up India. Rise And Shine !
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Our Life Is Full Of Colors …
I Hope This 26th January Will Add More Colors To Your Life
Happy Republic Day
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Thousands Laid Down Their Lives
So That Our Country Breath This Day…
Never Forget Their Sacrifice..
Happy Republic Day
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Apunka Pehala SMS 26th Jan Ko, Ye Le Pakad Le
Sare Zahan Se Achcha Hindusta Hamara ,
Aao Milke Wada Kare Jhanda Ucha Rahe Hamara!Happy Republic Day
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Aao jhuk kar salam kare unko,
jinke hisse me ye mukam aata hai,
khusnasib hota hai wo khoon
jo desh ke kaam aata hai,
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY 2012
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Watan Ki Sar Bulandi Me, Humara Naam Shamil,
Guzarte Rehna Hai Humko Sada Ese Mukamo Se.
Saare Jahan Se Achchha Hindusitan Humara-Humara,
Wish You A Very Happy Republic
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Honoring With You The Glory And Power Of Our Free Homeland.
Happy Republic Day!
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Buland Bharat Ke Nikkamme Baccho,
Valentines/Frndship Day Hota To Ab Tak 100 Sms Ho Gaye Hote.
Come On, It’s A Great Day.
So Wish Evrybody…
JAI HIND.
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Aai mere batan ke logon,
tum khub lagalo nara ye hind hai hum sabka,
zara yaad karo kurbani….hai ishq hai
hamin sar zameen se
my nation is my proud
jai hind bande materam
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Gandhi swapna jab satya bana,
Desh tabhi jab gantantra bana,
Aaj fir sae yaad kare woh mehnat,
Jo thi ki veero ne,aur bharat gantantra bana
happy republic day
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Happy Republic Day!
On D Eve Of 63rd REPUBLIC DAY,
Lets Salute & Remember D Soldiers
Who Sacrificed Their Lives To Protect Our Nation..
JAI HIND!!

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Ye BADAL ye BIJLI sirf apke liye,Ye HAWA ye MAUSAM sirf apkeliye,6 Mahine bit gaye apko NaHAYE huwe -JUNE-Mainye BARISH sirf apke liye

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Its MONSON & surely u r v.happy.U mst b feelin lyk goin out,singing songs, splash water & find sum1 spcial. Ryt?Evry FROG feels d same!

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wish YOU a happy rainy season.let there be shower of love,greenery of money,thunder of fame,lightning of power,&a small drop of memory to remember 'ME'.

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Jaise Suraj niklta he hr rat k bad Chand Alvida kehta he mulaqat k bad Ap ghar se aj na niklna,Warna log kahnge MENDAK nikla barsat ke bad!.HAPPY MONSOON

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Bundo se bana hua chota sa samandarLehro se bhigti choti si bastiChalo dhundhe barish me dosti ki yaden Hath me lekar 1 kagaz ki kashti…happy MONSOON

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I dance in the rain when no ones watching, but when I dance with you, I no longer care.HAPPY MONSOON

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Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella, And Youll End Up With A FAce FUll O Rain.

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Rain Is A Wonderful Opportunity To Pray To Love To Care To Share To Enjoy & To Thank Allah For All His Blessings We Recive.. Wish U Happy Rainy Season

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Ek Raat hui Barsaat bohat, Ma roya sari raat bohat, Her ghum tha zamanay ka lekin, Main tanha tha us raat bohat, Phir ankh sa ek sawan barsa, Jb sehar hui to kya dekha, Woh badal kitna tanha tha, Jo barsa sari raat bohat.

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Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai, Kuch Nasha Dheemi Barsat ka hai, Hamein aap yunhi Sharabi mat Kahiye, ye dil par asar aapse pehli mulaqat ka hai..

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Khushboo ka libaas pehn kar Kaun gali mein aya hai , Kaisa paigham sath laya hai, Khidki khol kar bahar dekho Mausam mere dil ki batein Tum sey kehney aya hai.HAPPY MOONSOON

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The rain may cover the sun but we know that the sun never forgets to shine, just like you, I may not often see you But you always shine in my prays.

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The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn?t it rain on you?

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Besan ki roti, Lemo ka achaar, Doston ki khushi, Apnon ka pyar, Sawan ki rain, Kisi ka intezar, Mubark ho aapko, Barish ki bahar, / / / / / / / / / Happy Rainy Day.